Birthday Blues

Drunk Blogging: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday... PAAAULM SUNDAY!

A'right the big Birthday is coming up for me as well, so for all you jive turkey monkey brains out there from waaahryhland, i gotta say, 25 ain't nothing - i'm ready for 80. that's right, bring dem cataracts, clouding my natural lens*, and those
hemmeroids, crowdin my trowsers. I can eat that for breakfast! ain't nuttin.

And for all you pussies that are cryin over 30, I'll tell it's 90 I'm shootin for and goddamn, I'll be ready.

* Because I know my enemy, I know a cataract occurs in the part of the eye responsible for focusing light and producing sharp, clear images. The lens is contained in a sealed bag or capsule. As old cells die they become trapped within the capsule.

Over time, the cells accumulate causing the lens to cloud, making images look blurred or fuzzy. For most people, cataracts are a natural result of aging (gheeeaa Aging!).

In fact, they are the leading cause of visual loss among adults 55 and older (I'm ready!). Eye injuries, certain medications, and diseases such as diabetes and alcoholism have also been known to cause cataracts. booyah suckas. think of me body lickin and spikin that shit on you when i'm balding.